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Happy Holidays from Hirsch!


Posted on 12/13/2019 at 11:05PM in Winter 2019: Industry Newsletter



We wish you the happiest of holidays and gatherings with your family this season. Impress them with some Holiday themed trivia and jokes below! They won't know what hit them!


HOLIDAY TRIVIA:


Q: In the song “Frosty the Snowman,” what made Frosty come to life?


A: An old silk hat


Q: What Christmas decoration was originally made from strands of silver?


A: Tinsel


Q: Who played George Bailey in the Christmas classic “It’s a Wonderful Life?”


A: Jimmy Stewart


Q: What Christmas beverage is also known as “milk punch?”


A: Eggnog


Q: What Christmas-themed ballet premiered in Saint Petersburg, Russia in 1892?


A: The Nutcracker


Q: What much-reviled Christmas edible is known for its long shelf life?


A: Fruitcake


Q: What Bing Crosby song is the best-selling single ever?


A: White Christmas


Q: In the early 1800s, the first gingerbread houses were reportedly inspired by what famous fairy tale?


A: Hansel and Gretel


Q: What traditional Christmas decoration is actually a parasitic plant?


A: Mistletoe


Q: What beverage company has been using Santa Claus in its advertising since 1931?


A: Coca-Cola


Q: What figure from English folklore came to be associated with Santa Claus?


A: Father Christmas


Q: In what modern-day country was Saint Nicholas born?


A: Turkey


Q: What Christmas carol does the Peanuts gang sing at the end of “A Charlie Brown Christmas?”


A: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing




HOLIDAY JOKES: 


Q: Which reindeer likes to clean?


A: Comet 


Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?


A: Because he is so cool!


Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?


A: Saint Nickel-less. 


Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?


A: It needed to be trimmed. 


Q: What type of cars do elves drive?


A: Toy-otas OR Minivans


Q: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?


A: The Elfabet.


Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?


A: A rebel without a Claus.


Q:What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?


A: RUDEolph.


Q: What is a newborn mothers favorite song?


A: Silent night!




We'll see you in 2020! 


 -The Hirsch Family 



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